On Arnab’s departure…

BY THE HOOT| IN Opinion | 01/11/2016
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Who will bankroll an all-Arnab channel? While we wait to find out there is befuddlement, mourning  and rejoicing  in some quarters at his sudden exit.  


Narendra Modi:   Chalon, kahin aur kaam mein aa jayega.  Unko mere hardik shubhkamanayen. Achcha ladka hai.


Arvind Kejriwal: Ye kya ho gaya? My deepest condolences to the BJP.  Iske peeche Najib Jung to nahin ho sakta.


Rahul Gandhi : Why are you asking me?  Do I look like I care?


Times Now journos:  What now?


Vineet Jain:  We are happy to gift Arnab to the  Nation.


Indu Jain:  Peace. Let the world be a place of love and harmony.


Barkha Dutt:  Oof. Where will he pop up now? But I don’t give a toss. (Quick, anyone know who’s funding him?)


Rajdeep Sardesai:  Ha! Let's see what he does with his own gig now! 


Meenakshi Lekhi, BJP MP: Never, ever, ever, ever write off Arnab.


Kanhaiya Kumar, JNU scholar: Arnab se… AZADI


Sambit Patra, Spokesperson, BJP: (With his forefinger held up) If I can make my point — a very sad loss.


Retired Pakistani generals:  Hmmph. Are we being put out to pasture? Those dollars will dry up?


Major General G D Bakshi:  Arnab! Take me with you!


Subramaniam Swamy: I shall feel deprived. No one to trade insults with.


The great Indian  advertiser: We had a great ride. But the returns were dwindling.  


CNN News 18:  You loser! You quit because of us?!


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