On Arnab’s departure…

BY THE HOOT| IN Opinion | 01/11/2016
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Who will bankroll an all-Arnab channel? While we wait to find out there is befuddlement, mourning  and rejoicing  in some quarters at his sudden exit.  

 

Narendra Modi:   Chalon, kahin aur kaam mein aa jayega.  Unko mere hardik shubhkamanayen. Achcha ladka hai.

 

Arvind Kejriwal: Ye kya ho gaya? My deepest condolences to the BJP.  Iske peeche Najib Jung to nahin ho sakta.

 

Rahul Gandhi : Why are you asking me?  Do I look like I care?

 

Times Now journos:  What now?

 

Vineet Jain:  We are happy to gift Arnab to the  Nation.

 

Indu Jain:  Peace. Let the world be a place of love and harmony.

 

Barkha Dutt:  Oof. Where will he pop up now? But I don’t give a toss. (Quick, anyone know who’s funding him?)

 

Rajdeep Sardesai:  Ha! Let's see what he does with his own gig now! 

 

Meenakshi Lekhi, BJP MP: Never, ever, ever, ever write off Arnab.

 

Kanhaiya Kumar, JNU scholar: Arnab se… AZADI

 

Sambit Patra, Spokesperson, BJP: (With his forefinger held up) If I can make my point — a very sad loss.

 

Retired Pakistani generals:  Hmmph. Are we being put out to pasture? Those dollars will dry up?

 

Major General G D Bakshi:  Arnab! Take me with you!

 

Subramaniam Swamy: I shall feel deprived. No one to trade insults with.

 

The great Indian  advertiser: We had a great ride. But the returns were dwindling.  

 

CNN News 18:  You loser! You quit because of us?!

 

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